Skeletal System Whiz Pillows

"It's just a hunch, but you spend a lot time at your computer, don't you?"

Big Bang Theory.

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

'If you're so smart, why don't you have some Index Funds in your portfolio?'

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Gracie's baby toys.

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

"He's my school project for science class."

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

'I can explain the Theory of Relativity, but I can't figure out which is the best Medicare Plan.'

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

"Mine's bigger than yours."

It's a busy mother's day down there! The glucose molecule got his mom a box of sweets, the histamine brought flowers ... A sodium atom got bath salts, and the genes had a family portrait taken. Frank, the neuron didn't get a gift for his mother. No, he didn't but he always sends a nice message!

"That's just great. I discover the cure for the common cold and all you can do is criticize."

"Lucky Guess."

"Okay, you got this! Who introduced the theory of punctuated equilibrium?"

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

Life on Earth - maths advice.

Today at school...we did algorithms for Quantum computation.

"I see you got an A+++ in science."

"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"

'Look, it's quite simple. It isn't rocket science you know... Er... Well, you know what I mean.'

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

'So, the egg WAS first.'

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

Pollsters

"Bill Gates, the richest man in the world, is a nerd!"

"I was doing pretty well in the stock market until I discovered there were laws."

"The great thing about a science background is I can understand what you're experiencing in biochemical terms."

'I never knew there was a common ancestor of man and chicken.'