Juggling Whiz Pillows

Newton!

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Football

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

Juggler and Illusionist

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

Hassled Mother.

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

'Your CV says in your last job you were responsible for...'

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Creative entrepreneur at work

I drive, therefore I am.

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

Tennis ball girl.

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

Medieval headlines.

Children's Entertainer

The Housewife

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

A woman watches football on her computer.

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

"Your remote control, sire."

Circus

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."