Workaholic Juggler Pillows

'I still have time for both work and family - thanks to cloning.'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Golfing Boss

"The meeting will come to order."

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

Balancing work and family

'The girls must be feeling better...'

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"....how many kids have we got now?"

'If you take this job, you will need child care... that's my second job.'

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

"You say you’re currently holding down 3 jobs...very impressive."

"But what you call a track record I call ancient history."

'A few messages came in during your lunch break.'

'I think and work spectacularly well either inside or outside the box.'

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

Brickie's Mate

"My rise in the company was solely based on convincing management that I was a nerd in high school."

"I'm pre-law and pre-med. That way if I foul up I can defend myself."

"Have a seat with the other candidates for the tech position but be wary of the spit balls."

"Getting back into the market can be stressful. I recommend a portfolio of sleep-aids, tranquilizers, and antacids.'

'When you said I would go places with the firm , sir, I was rather hoping for more than the annual outings...'

"This is a fast-paced job you're applying for...what are your goals...where do you see yourself in the next 10 minutes?"

'A career? A life? Isn't that a conflict of interest?'

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

'I can see you doing very well in this organization, eventually replacing me. So.. you're fired!'

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."