Workaholic Juggler Prints

'I still have time for both work and family - thanks to cloning.'

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Golfing Boss

"The meeting will come to order."

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

Balancing work and family

'The girls must be feeling better...'

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

'If you take this job, you will need child care... that's my second job.'

"....how many kids have we got now?"

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

"You say you’re currently holding down 3 jobs...very impressive."

"I appreciate that you brought me to 'Take our daughters to work day' all those years ago, dad, but I still have to let you go!"

"But what you call a track record I call ancient history."

'A few messages came in during your lunch break.'

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

'I think and work spectacularly well either inside or outside the box.'

"My rise in the company was solely based on convincing management that I was a nerd in high school."

'Sometimes I don't know if I'm coming or going.'

"This is a fast-paced job you're applying for...what are your goals...where do you see yourself in the next 10 minutes?"

'When you said I would go places with the firm , sir, I was rather hoping for more than the annual outings...'

"I'm pre-law and pre-med. That way if I foul up I can defend myself."

Brickie's Mate

"Getting back into the market can be stressful. I recommend a portfolio of sleep-aids, tranquilizers, and antacids.'

"Have a seat with the other candidates for the tech position but be wary of the spit balls."

'A career? A life? Isn't that a conflict of interest?'

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

'I can see you doing very well in this organization, eventually replacing me. So.. you're fired!'