Order Whiz Pillows

"Your orders are burning up the system. I love it!"

The first car accident.

"Baxter...about this report...your punctuation, spelling and grammar are perfect. No one can understand it!"

'Maths is fun!'

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

Math Teacher

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

The Invention of the Wheel

'In a Washington economic summit, a panel of three economists offered two dozen opinions about the direction of global economics.'

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

'Every team needs a role player. And your role on this team, Bill, is to sit at that desk and crunch numbers.'

'I need both hands for steering.'

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

A2+B2=C2, 'Are you sure you're not just making this stuff up?'

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

Apex Dictionaries Co - sign reads: Clowsed,bak at too.

'You should have been here last quarter when his earnings estimate was off by two cents, instead of one.'

"We can't just pluck figures out of the air any more. . . We use a bucket."

'Hey! -- I invented that, too!', 'It's that nut Al-Gor again.'

'This is just the first step -- next, I invent the Teamsters' Union!'

"Take 4 teaspoons of this medicine every day. . ."

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

Millipede motorist

Um... Can I get an 'L', Pat?

First Speeding Fine.

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

'And this is where we attempt to forecast the true size of the spending cuts!'

"'Thank you for sending us your manuscript,' she exclaimed. 'You're welcome,' I retorted. 'Unfortunately, it's not what we are looking for,' she opined. 'How disappointing,' I remarked."

'... Can Willis come out and calculate formulae?'

"Maybe we should stop making them on a hill."

'Excellent Hoskins, you've got all the right numbers, now shall we see if you can put them in the right order?'

'This damn ??,' - 'So that's computer language,'