Code Whiz Pillows

'This damn ??,' - 'So that's computer language,'

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Multi-tasking.

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Nerd tryouts.

'Maths is fun!'

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

Examinations.

'My dog ate my computer.'

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Math Teacher

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

"What's that you're reading?"

I've always been slower than computers...

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'