Order Whiz Mugs

"Your orders are burning up the system. I love it!"

The first car accident.

"Baxter...about this report...your punctuation, spelling and grammar are perfect. No one can understand it!"

'Maths is fun!'

Math Teacher

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

The Invention of the Wheel

'In a Washington economic summit, a panel of three economists offered two dozen opinions about the direction of global economics.'

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

'Every team needs a role player. And your role on this team, Bill, is to sit at that desk and crunch numbers.'

'I need both hands for steering.'

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

A2+B2=C2, 'Are you sure you're not just making this stuff up?'

Apex Dictionaries Co - sign reads: Clowsed,bak at too.

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

"Take 4 teaspoons of this medicine every day. . ."

'Hey! -- I invented that, too!', 'It's that nut Al-Gor again.'

'This is just the first step -- next, I invent the Teamsters' Union!'

'You should have been here last quarter when his earnings estimate was off by two cents, instead of one.'

"Extremely Minature Golf." They're playing golf down there today. A chlorophyll molecule is collecting green fees and some H2O molecules are a water hazard. The adrenaline group seems to have gotten a burst of energy -- They're playing through the slower groups in front of them. I see the electron is good, always a negative score. And the nucleus is a solid player, every shot is hit right down the center. But nobody can match the DNA's consistency --- He's able to perfectly replicate his s

"We can't just pluck figures out of the air any more. . . We use a bucket."

NOW HIRING, 'I don't have any formal training for the position, but I've read all the relevant Wikipedia articles.'

Millipede motorist

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

Um... Can I get an 'L', Pat?

First Speeding Fine.

"Maybe we should stop making them on a hill."

'And this is where we attempt to forecast the true size of the spending cuts!'

'Excellent Hoskins, you've got all the right numbers, now shall we see if you can put them in the right order?'

"'Thank you for sending us your manuscript,' she exclaimed. 'You're welcome,' I retorted. 'Unfortunately, it's not what we are looking for,' she opined. 'How disappointing,' I remarked."

'... Can Willis come out and calculate formulae?'