Alphabet Whiz Mugs

'I repeat: Charlie, Golf, X-ray, Yankee, Zulu, Romeo, Juilet, Whiskey, Kilo...'

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Dog Park

Sauce for the Goose

Ninedency: A budding tendency

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Nerd tryouts.

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

Examinations.

Math Teacher

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

"It's a swearbox."

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

"You're famous, Angus."

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

A gift to complete the man cave.

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

Global Positioning Manual

A2+B2=C2, 'Are you sure you're not just making this stuff up?'

"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!"

Apex Dictionaries Co - sign reads: Clowsed,bak at too.

'That's a million correct answers in a row!'

'That's Friday, Ed.'

'They decided to immure the ladrone in a drogue.'

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

Performance Enhancing Lemonade.

Law 'N' Order

"We can't just pluck figures out of the air any more. . . We use a bucket."

1080P New Year's Resolution