Alphabet Whiz Mugs

'I repeat: Charlie, Golf, X-ray, Yankee, Zulu, Romeo, Juilet, Whiskey, Kilo...'

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

Dog Park

Nerd tryouts.

Ninedency: A budding tendency

Sauce for the Goose

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

Examinations.

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

"It's a swearbox."

Math Teacher

"I spy with my little eye…"

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

A gift to complete the man cave.

"You're famous, Angus."

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!"

Global Positioning Manual

A2+B2=C2, 'Are you sure you're not just making this stuff up?'

Apex Dictionaries Co - sign reads: Clowsed,bak at too.

'That's a million correct answers in a row!'

'That's Friday, Ed.'

'They decided to immure the ladrone in a drogue.'

"We can't just pluck figures out of the air any more. . . We use a bucket."

Performance Enhancing Lemonade.

Law 'N' Order

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

1080P New Year's Resolution