Coding Whiz Mugs

1080P New Year's Resolution

"Oh, don't jump. But at least learn to code."

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

Nerd tryouts.

"I'm not a programmer, so the fact that you translated your report card into code makes me a little suspicious."

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Multi-tasking.

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

Gadget geek.

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

Examinations.

'My dog ate my computer.'

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

"Brilliant cover letter, lousy résumé."

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

'Normally, this project would require weeks of research and verification...but luckily there's an app for it.'

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

"What's that you're reading?"

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.