Script Whiz Mugs

'The head of our script department!'

Big Bang Theory.

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

Multi-tasking.

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Gracie's baby toys.

Nerd tryouts.

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

'My dog ate my computer.'

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

"Brilliant cover letter, lousy résumé."

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"He's my school project for science class."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'