Script Whiz Prints

'The head of our script department!'

Big Bang Theory.

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

'If you're so smart, why don't you have some Index Funds in your portfolio?'

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

Multi-tasking.

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

Gracie's baby toys.

Nerd tryouts.

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'My dog ate my computer.'

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

"Brilliant cover letter, lousy résumé."

"He's my school project for science class."

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'