Prescription Terminology Whiz Mugs

It's a new electronic child-proof pill container

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

Math Teacher

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!"

A2+B2=C2, 'Are you sure you're not just making this stuff up?'

Apex Dictionaries Co - sign reads: Clowsed,bak at too.

"Take 4 teaspoons of this medicine every day. . ."

"We can't just pluck figures out of the air any more. . . We use a bucket."

NOW HIRING, 'I don't have any formal training for the position, but I've read all the relevant Wikipedia articles.'

Gracie invents a smart spray from her science kit.

Um... Can I get an 'L', Pat?

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

"Be rational."

"'Thank you for sending us your manuscript,' she exclaimed. 'You're welcome,' I retorted. 'Unfortunately, it's not what we are looking for,' she opined. 'How disappointing,' I remarked."

'And this is where we attempt to forecast the true size of the spending cuts!'

'Excellent Hoskins, you've got all the right numbers, now shall we see if you can put them in the right order?'

'... Can Willis come out and calculate formulae?'

"Your orders are burning up the system. I love it!"

"Can you believe English isn't the official language here?"

'This damn ??,' - 'So that's computer language,'

"The good news is a major company has noticed our website. The bad news is they're accusing us of copyright infringement."

'Well you know what they say 'here today gone tomorrow' or in the case of dotcoms, 'here today gone shortly after lunch.'

"Hardscrabble"

"Of course, black magic is more expensive than white magic. Do you think that the pigments are free?"

"I realise children are learning to use computers at an early age, but this is outrageous!"

'We had to discontinue the alphabet soup -- we were getting too many libel suits.'

"I crunched the numbers and now they're so smooshed up I can't read them."

"The last one to The Four Seasons picks up the check."

Like every Tuesday, Dirk spends the evening working on his biography on Wikipedia.