Calculator Whiz Pillows

'... Can Willis come out and calculate formulae?'

'Their parents aren't going to be very happy with one of their predictions. They discovered that when they're ready for college, tuition will be around $18,000 a year.'

I am billing therefore I am

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

'Maths is fun!'

Examinations.

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

Math Teacher

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

"Have you been working out?"

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

'In a Washington economic summit, a panel of three economists offered two dozen opinions about the direction of global economics.'

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

'Every team needs a role player. And your role on this team, Bill, is to sit at that desk and crunch numbers.'

A2+B2=C2, 'Are you sure you're not just making this stuff up?'

'That's a million correct answers in a row!'

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

'We'll have Bubba here check to see if we've idiot-proofed your computer.'

'You should have been here last quarter when his earnings estimate was off by two cents, instead of one.'

"We can't just pluck figures out of the air any more. . . We use a bucket."

Colin didn't really need a pocket-calculator...he already knew how many pockets he had!

Unsure of the correct answer, Teddy looks around and then discreetly pulls out his cheat sheep.

NOW HIRING, 'I don't have any formal training for the position, but I've read all the relevant Wikipedia articles.'

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

It's academic

School Supply Room. Look at this -- a calculator, a protractor and a compass! You've discovered the missing weapons of math instruction!

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

Music Quiz

Funky Facts - UK kids.

"Is it 'Goldfinger...?'"