Calendar Whiz Pillows

"He can see you around 2024-ish."

The first car accident.

"Baxter...about this report...your punctuation, spelling and grammar are perfect. No one can understand it!"

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

'Maths is fun!'

Math Teacher

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

The Invention of the Wheel

'In a Washington economic summit, a panel of three economists offered two dozen opinions about the direction of global economics.'

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

'Every team needs a role player. And your role on this team, Bill, is to sit at that desk and crunch numbers.'

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

A2+B2=C2, 'Are you sure you're not just making this stuff up?'

'I need both hands for steering.'

Apex Dictionaries Co - sign reads: Clowsed,bak at too.

'This is just the first step -- next, I invent the Teamsters' Union!'

'I cam for your obsolete operating system.'

'Hey! -- I invented that, too!', 'It's that nut Al-Gor again.'

"We can't just pluck figures out of the air any more. . . We use a bucket."

'You should have been here last quarter when his earnings estimate was off by two cents, instead of one.'

Innumerate accounts department

"Wow! - Record climate emergency in Western Canada!. . ."

Um... Can I get an 'L', Pat?

First Speeding Fine.

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

Millipede motorist

"Be rational."

"Nah...not really...he's only won one game!" (Clever dog).

'Today we're going to simulate rough weather conditions.'

'Excellent Hoskins, you've got all the right numbers, now shall we see if you can put them in the right order?'