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"It's just a hunch, but you spend a lot time at your computer, don't you?"

Big Bang Theory.

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

Gracie's baby toys.

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"He's my school project for science class."

"Mine's bigger than yours."

"That's just great. I discover the cure for the common cold and all you can do is criticize."

"Okay, you got this! Who introduced the theory of punctuated equilibrium?"

"Lucky Guess."

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

Life on Earth - maths advice.

Today at school...we did algorithms for Quantum computation.

"I see you got an A+++ in science."

"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"

'Look, it's quite simple. It isn't rocket science you know... Er... Well, you know what I mean.'

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

Pollsters

'So, the egg WAS first.'

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

'I never knew there was a common ancestor of man and chicken.'

"I was doing pretty well in the stock market until I discovered there were laws."

"The great thing about a science background is I can understand what you're experiencing in biochemical terms."

Snakecharming.