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'Ever have one of those days when you can't tell a gall stone from a kidney stone?'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Big Bang Theory.

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

Gracie's baby toys.

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

"How was work?"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

'Simply put.'

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

'I don't care if he does have an I.Q. of 169. I still think he's faking.'