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"There are 206 bones in your body...How would you like one more?"

"No, we're not going to reanimate. We're going to sell them to medical schools."

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

"We need to update your entire operating system."

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

Dog forced to return bone

'That was creepy. They ran short on cadavers, so we operated on the dean of students.'

'The doctors all tell me that you have great medical insurance. They think your coverage might last through most of the tests that they have scheduled.'

Man with arrow in back - "We're going to run some tests to see if it's psychosomatic."

'Veins...arteries...I told you I can never tell one from another.'

"That's enough about the noggin and the schnoz. Let's move on to the tummy-wummy and the keister."

"It appears your anus transplant has rejected you..."

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

'...but besides this, how are you doing?'

The Uterus in the form of a Ewe

Pediatrics: Anatomy

Body Systems

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like medulla oblongata!'

'We don't know what this is called'

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

"I'm only flesh and blood. And, of course, collagen."

"Sofia, right? You hung out in the back of Professor Dillof’s anatomy lectures."

"Relax, I'm only hear to see my osteopath."

'I know just how you feel.'

The Juggler vein.

'Why are you giving me an allergy shot. Shouldn't you be giving me an anti-allergy shot?'

"Ok, let's go over this one more time, 'The Leg Bone's Connected To The. . .'"

Medical students learning how to perform a prostate examination.

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

I wish you'd come to me sooner.

'Let's see now...'

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