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"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Big Bang Theory.

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

Evolution.

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

"How was work?"

Gracie's baby toys.

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'Simply put.'

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

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