Medical Whiz Gifts

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Big Bang Theory.

Albert Einstein

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

"Google car."

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'If you're so smart, why don't you have some Index Funds in your portfolio?'

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

Evolution.

Einstein's T-Shirt reads: My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

"How was work?"

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

Gracie's baby toys.

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

'Simply put.'

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"