Surgical Scholar Gifts

'Ever have one of those days when you can't tell a gall stone from a kidney stone?'

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

"The Supreme Court says a corporation is a 'person?' Well, have you ever tried to take a corporation out for a nice, friendly beer?"

Truth

K9 Literati

'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'

'Gee!' (doctor looking at x-ray)

Statue of Security

Lady Justice.

"That's enough about the noggin and the schnoz. Let's move on to the tummy-wummy and the keister."

"We're in luck, not a word about retrospectivity."

"Dr. Eliot, would you let the dog out?"

"To indict or not to indict... No, to charge or not to charge... No..." "Don't worry. I know how this turns out." "Mueller's Hamlet"

'Do we have any oldies but goodies that you would care to hear?'

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

Equal Justice Is An Illusion

Sub Post Office/Sub-Justice

The hour of justice

"Manafort's was the best flip yet."

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

Antonin Scalia

Upholding the Law

Tweed makes a Mockery of the Supreme Court

'Well, son, the justice system depends on finding 12 people who are smart and impartial enough to judge the accused intelligently without malice or favor.'

Supreme Liberty Court

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

'I never knew there was a common ancestor of man and chicken.'

Clarence Thomas