Surgical Scholar Gifts

'Ever have one of those days when you can't tell a gall stone from a kidney stone?'

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

"The Supreme Court says a corporation is a 'person?' Well, have you ever tried to take a corporation out for a nice, friendly beer?"

Truth

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

K9 Literati

'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'

'Gee!' (doctor looking at x-ray)

'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'

"That's enough about the noggin and the schnoz. Let's move on to the tummy-wummy and the keister."

Statue of Security

So, that's bipedalism? It doesn't look very ergonomic.

Lady Justice.

"We're in luck, not a word about retrospectivity."

"Dr. Eliot, would you let the dog out?"

Antonin Scalia

Equal Justice Is An Illusion

"Manafort's was the best flip yet."

'Do we have any oldies but goodies that you would care to hear?'

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

"To indict or not to indict... No, to charge or not to charge... No..." "Don't worry. I know how this turns out." "Mueller's Hamlet"

Sub Post Office/Sub-Justice

The hour of justice

Upholding the Law

Supreme Liberty Court

Tweed makes a Mockery of the Supreme Court

'If we had a bill of rights that got wronged, would it be right or wrong for a judge to right that wrong?'

'I never knew there was a common ancestor of man and chicken.'

Clarence Thomas