Skull Scholar Gifts

Boris Johnson related to Mummy

'Hamlet'

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

The Last upper: Novus Ordo Style

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

So, that's bipedalism? It doesn't look very ergonomic.

Romans.

Nervous Student

"It makes you look old."

Eugene Ionesco

Dear Diary

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

'I never knew there was a common ancestor of man and chicken.'

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

"Along with 'Antimatter,' and 'Dark Matter,' we've recently discovered the existence of 'Doesn't Matter,' which appears to have no effect on the universe whatsoever."

"Lately my joints are stiff." "You're rollin' 'em too tight. Try vaping."

"We've proven, without a doubt, that as the Universe expands our butts look smaller."

Shakespearean Actor

Punkcakes

"It's just thrived since I let it have Harry!"

Brothers Grimm

The Forensic Paleontologist

'Darling, I told you not to call me at work.'

'I hope no one thinks this ride is a bromance.'

X-ray of body shows skull.

"Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio."

'And they say our brains were the size of a walnut.'

K-9 10k

"I wonder why we're not getting any new converts."

Sand timer with cow skull caught in middle,

'Hunters are abundant, so we're offering grants in gathering.'