Skull Collector Gifts

Twisters

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

"I wonder why we're not getting any new converts."

"Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio."

"I wonder how much he paid for that view."

Shoot, I forgot which one of these is decaf.

"It's just thrived since I let it have Harry!"

'I've still got all my own teeth you know.'

'Hamlet'

Punkcakes

Shakespearean Actor

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

'Darling, I told you not to call me at work.'

Sand timer with cow skull caught in middle,

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

Predators bowling.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"Well....I could've done this!"

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

Cat statues on entrance gate

Try me/try me/try me...

'It must be the dead sea.'

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Barristers

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

Dog in casino.

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

' Get ready to make a wish.'

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

'I wanted this on the rocks.'