Animal Skull Collector Gifts

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'Hamlet'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Barristers

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

Cat statues on entrance gate

'Reflexes seem normal. You kept him waiting over two hours.'

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

"I will give you the specimen some other time!"

Dog in casino.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

"Did you just do a rooster?"

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

Punkins

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

Museum. Children love the Tyrannosaurus exhibit. Of course! T. Rex are for kids! (Published originally on Oct. 1, 2014.)

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

Dog in hospital pushes bone-shaped IV,

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

"It makes you look old."

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

Museum of Bones

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

"I'd like these invested in an aggressive mutual fund."

'It's a statue of St. Francis of Assisi. I had it specially made for my hospital.'