Skull Collectors Gifts

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'Hamlet'

"Well....I could've done this!"

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Barristers

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

Cat statues on entrance gate

'It must be the dead sea.'

Try me/try me/try me...

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

Feeling for shells

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

"It makes you look old."

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

'It's a statue of St. Francis of Assisi. I had it specially made for my hospital.'

"I can hear the sea boiling."

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

Prepper Dog

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

Rock on Grandma!

"Travellin' through?"

"My biggest concern is adequate closet space."

"This is it? No video?"

The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate.

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

"Lady Liberty, I choose you...ooo...ooo...oooh!"

Dr. Elton took the dinosaur's ancestral relationship to birds a little too far.

I wish you'd come to me sooner.

Snail Love.

'OK, so you've considered a whale and never committed. How about adoping a shell?'