Skull Aficionados Gifts

'I thought they would spruce us up a little.'

Love at First Sight

'Hamlet'

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

'What is that? Is that sarcasm?'

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

"It makes you look old."

Rock on Grandma!

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

Pizza Delivery Delays

"It's just thrived since I let it have Harry!"

When Pugs dream.

Punkcakes

Shakespearean Actor

'A pint of beer and a mop please, barman !'

'Darling, I told you not to call me at work.'

X-ray of body shows skull.

"So help me, Harrison. . . If you say 'The Hip Bone's Connected To The Thigh Bone' once more, I'll. . ."

"Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio."

'I hope no one thinks this ride is a bromance.'

"Skunk! How is it?"

Jake played with a dead man's hand

'Give me a beer, luv. . . Yeah, a mop.'

"Were the x-rays really necessary?"

"He,he!. . . Some guy on the ninth hole is going crazy looking for this!"

"I wonder how much he paid for that view."

"I wonder why we're not getting any new converts."

"Listen, I'm going to close my eyes for a short bit but you just keep on talking.".

Sand timer with cow skull caught in middle,

"Do you play basketball?"

"I've just had the most horrible dream!"

Squirrel Salon