Skull In Hand Enthusiast Gifts

Stage Manager: 'Is THERE a BETTER ACTOR in the House?!'

'Hamlet'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Rodin's Browser

Monuments

The Rise of Modern Art

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

Rodin's Thinker: 'So what's he got that I haven't got?'

'What is that? Is that sarcasm?'

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

"It makes you look old."

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

Employment Agency. I didn't hire him -- Those bipedal guys are are afraid to get their hands dirty.

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

'Well, it's about time!'

Woman on psychiatrists couch talking to statue in art museum.

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

Football Sculpture.

Rock on Grandma!

Whittlers Mother

"Look, you asked me what my favorite book was and it just happens to be A Farewell to Arms."

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

Pizza Delivery Delays

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

The drinker.

The drinker.

We put our child's art on the fridge - Unfortunately, she's a sculptor.

'I like it. It's bigger than life.'