Skull In Hand Enthusiast Mugs

Stage Manager: 'Is THERE a BETTER ACTOR in the House?!'

'Hamlet'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Rodin's Browser

The Rise of Modern Art

Monuments

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

Rodin's Thinker: 'So what's he got that I haven't got?'

'What is that? Is that sarcasm?'

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

Woman on psychiatrists couch talking to statue in art museum.

'Well, it's about time!'

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

Football Sculpture.

Rock on Grandma!

"Look, you asked me what my favorite book was and it just happens to be A Farewell to Arms."

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

Pizza Delivery Delays

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

The drinker.

The drinker.

'I like it. It's bigger than life.'

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'