Skull Collector Mugs

Twisters

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

"I wonder why we're not getting any new converts."

"Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio."

"I wonder how much he paid for that view."

"It's just thrived since I let it have Harry!"

'I've still got all my own teeth you know.'

'Hamlet'

Punkcakes

Shakespearean Actor

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

'Darling, I told you not to call me at work.'

Sand timer with cow skull caught in middle,

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

Predators bowling.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"Well....I could've done this!"

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

Try me/try me/try me...

Cat statues on entrance gate

Barristers

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'It must be the dead sea.'

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

Dog in casino.

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'