Collecting Skulls Mugs

'I'm sure it would make a very nice home, but it still gives me the creeps.'

"That's my ex-boyfriend!"

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'Hamlet'

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Cat statues on entrance gate

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

Barristers

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

"It makes you look old."

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

'It's a statue of St. Francis of Assisi. I had it specially made for my hospital.'

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

"This is it? No video?"

Dr. Elton took the dinosaur's ancestral relationship to birds a little too far.

The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate.

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

I wish you'd come to me sooner.

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

"One day son, all this will be going with me."

"You always knew where you stood with him."

Rescuing the Music Industry.

'What is it now, Mister Hypochondriac?'

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

Mr Punch's Design for A Statue to Miss Nightingale

Shakespearean Actor

"It's just thrived since I let it have Harry!"