Collecting Skulls Pillows

"That's my ex-boyfriend!"

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'Hamlet'

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Cat statues on entrance gate

Barristers

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

'It's a statue of St. Francis of Assisi. I had it specially made for my hospital.'

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

"This is it? No video?"

Dr. Elton took the dinosaur's ancestral relationship to birds a little too far.

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate.

I wish you'd come to me sooner.

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

"You always knew where you stood with him."

"One day son, all this will be going with me."

Punkcakes

"Everyone is so cynical these days."

Shakespearean Actor

"It's just thrived since I let it have Harry!"

'What is it now, Mister Hypochondriac?'

1930's bather.

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

Mr Punch's Design for A Statue to Miss Nightingale