Skull Aficionados Pillows

'I thought they would spruce us up a little.'

Love at First Sight

'Hamlet'

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

'What is that? Is that sarcasm?'

Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

Rock on Grandma!

Pizza Delivery Delays

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

Shakespearean Actor

Punkcakes

"It's just thrived since I let it have Harry!"

When Pugs dream.

'A pint of beer and a mop please, barman !'

"So help me, Harrison. . . If you say 'The Hip Bone's Connected To The Thigh Bone' once more, I'll. . ."

X-ray of body shows skull.

'Darling, I told you not to call me at work.'

"Were the x-rays really necessary?"

'I hope no one thinks this ride is a bromance.'

"Skunk! How is it?"

"Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio."

Jake played with a dead man's hand

'Give me a beer, luv. . . Yeah, a mop.'

"He,he!. . . Some guy on the ninth hole is going crazy looking for this!"

Grey Squirrels Out Competing Red Squirrel for Food.

Squirrel Salon

Sand timer with cow skull caught in middle,

"I wonder how much he paid for that view."

"I wonder why we're not getting any new converts."

"I've just had the most horrible dream!"

Boris Johnson related to Mummy

"Listen, I'm going to close my eyes for a short bit but you just keep on talking.".