Skull Aficionado Pillows

Skull Icons

X-ray of body shows skull.

Love at First Sight

'Hamlet'

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

Rodin's Thinker.

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

'What is that? Is that sarcasm?'

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

"It makes you look old."

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

"It's a sequel to 'The Thinker'. It's 'The Blamer.'"

"Sorry boss...Elon said no more public spending...but folks will know it's you."

Rock on Grandma!

Screw plastic surgeon.

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

Pizza Delivery Delays

When Pugs dream.

"It's just thrived since I let it have Harry!"

"Let's dig into that. When did you first start feeling like you lost the will to not live?"

Punkcakes

Shakespearean Actor

Greek and Roman Art: The Broken Off Bits

'My doctor's put me on a strict diet. From now on I have to ask my victims how high their cholesterol is.'

'A pint of beer and a mop please, barman !'

'Mike, all I'm saying is, 'Fred' is fine, but 'David' has a nicer ring to it!'

Rodin's Freemason (unfinished)

After-Life Mints

Jake played with a dead man's hand

"Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio."