Skull Aficionado Pillows

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X-ray of body shows skull.

Love at First Sight

'Hamlet'

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

'What is that? Is that sarcasm?'

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

"It's a sequel to 'The Thinker'. It's 'The Blamer.'"

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

"Sorry boss...Elon said no more public spending...but folks will know it's you."

Rock on Grandma!

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

Pizza Delivery Delays

Screw plastic surgeon.

Greek and Roman Art: The Broken Off Bits

"Let's dig into that. When did you first start feeling like you lost the will to not live?"

"It's just thrived since I let it have Harry!"

When Pugs dream.

Punkcakes

Shakespearean Actor

'My doctor's put me on a strict diet. From now on I have to ask my victims how high their cholesterol is.'

'A pint of beer and a mop please, barman !'

'Mike, all I'm saying is, 'Fred' is fine, but 'David' has a nicer ring to it!'

Rodin's Freemason (unfinished)

'Give me a beer, luv. . . Yeah, a mop.'

'Darling, I told you not to call me at work.'

"Skunk! How is it?"

"Were the x-rays really necessary?"

Jake played with a dead man's hand