Statue Collecting Mugs

Idol Hans, devil's playground.

'When the time comes, Goopta, I'd like to be bronzed.'

Billy. The Kid.

The Runaway Horse

"Well....I could've done this!"

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Cat statues on entrance gate

Sock Puppet in Literature

Barristers

A Punch and Judy Professor is visited by Death as a puppet.

"Downton Abbey Road"

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

"No Hand Sanitiser"

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

"That's enough small talk."

"I see you've discovered the heirloom Twinkies."

'It's a statue of St. Francis of Assisi. I had it specially made for my hospital.'

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

"Yeh, yeh, we're all emperors around here bud."

Haunted museum

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

"Lady Liberty, I choose you...ooo...ooo...oooh!"

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

"So, you're still doing the Western thing."

The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate.