Sculpture Collecting Mugs

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

Great Chinese Dynasties

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

Paul Klee

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Use your imagination.

"Needs to get a life"

Wagging Dog

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Barristers

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Cat statues on entrance gate

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

Slinky Cow World

"It's an Eyesaur."

Giant Monster in Bath

Monuments

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

Cock A Doodle

Rodin's Browser

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

The Rise of Modern Art

Creation of Red Wine

"Now this I get."

"Got any bathtub gin?"

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'Pray for me.'

"Moulting"

First we thought the apes would conquer the world...When in reality we've been busy mining the end of the world all along.

Egyptian Football

EU: Behind the scenes.

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."