Figurine Collecting Mugs

'I'm just adding to my collection of figurines.'

The Runaway Horse

Early Piety

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

Sock Puppet in Literature

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

A Punch and Judy Professor is visited by Death as a puppet.

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

Dollphins

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

Master's Degrees of the Universe

"That's enough small talk."

"1971... 2015..."

"Let's take off all their personal protective equipment."

'You ought to get out more according to experts.'

"Congratulations, you're expecting triplets."

The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate.

"Yeh, yeh, we're all emperors around here bud."

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

"You always knew where you stood with him."

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.

'It's worse than we thought... You've got termites.'

"This has been an amazing journey but I just decided that I'm a teensy bit more in love with the other girl, so I'm gonna stuff you into the Kleenex box now."

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

InAction Figure, Couch Potato Man

'A room with double beds, please.'

'Out of action man.'

'First you must prove your worthiness.'