Figure Collector Mugs

The Miracle of the Tornado

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

The Runaway Horse

"You left this on our ship."

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Use your imagination.

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Barristers

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

'At lone at last.'

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Cat statues on entrance gate

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."