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'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

The Runaway Horse

"You left this on our ship."

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Use your imagination.

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'At lone at last.'

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Cat statues on entrance gate

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Barristers

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

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