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"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

The Runaway Horse

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

Trump Poutine

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

The Gladiator.

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

Keep on Truckin.

Master's Degrees of the Universe

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"That's enough small talk."

"Hey, Al! What do you know about shelf life?"

"1971... 2015..."

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

'I'm full of stuffing so I'll have the potatoes.'

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

"I used to be a veterinarian."

'Arnold, blow the whole depot, then hightail it out of here.'

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

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Casting out the Shoe Devil.

"No not the puppy please"