Collectible Figures Pillows

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

The Runaway Horse

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

Trump Poutine

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

The Gladiator.

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

Keep on Truckin.

Master's Degrees of the Universe

Inaction Figure

"That's enough small talk."

"Hey, Al! What do you know about shelf life?"

"1971... 2015..."

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

'I'm full of stuffing so I'll have the potatoes.'

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

"I used to be a veterinarian."

'Arnold, blow the whole depot, then hightail it out of here.'

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

Newest items from the cooler image

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

"No not the puppy please"