Collectible Figures Gifts

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

The Runaway Horse

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

Trump Poutine

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

The Gladiator.

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

Keep on Truckin.

Master's Degrees of the Universe

Inaction Figure

"That's enough small talk."

"Hey, Al! What do you know about shelf life?"

"It makes you look old."

"I'll fill it with Play Doh and no one will ever know the difference."

'I'm full of stuffing so I'll have the potatoes.'

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

"1971... 2015..."

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

"Yeh, yeh, we're all emperors around here bud."

Leonard Nimoy

"No not the puppy please"

"I used to be a veterinarian."

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

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'Arnold, blow the whole depot, then hightail it out of here.'