Collecting Figurines Gifts

"That's enough small talk."

The Runaway Horse

'On your mark, get set...'

Repossessed Properties.

Racers' Gate.

Snowman Sharing Pinocchio

Athena

'...He's an out of control freak.'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

"I'm going to have to let some of you go."

"Who broke my St. Pius figurine?"

"Yeh, yeh, we're all emperors around here bud."

"He's cutting the workforce in half? But we can hardly see over the workstation as it is."

"Was it someone you ate?"

'Do you want to tell them their department is being downsized again, or should I?'

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Sock Puppet in Literature

A Punch and Judy Professor is visited by Death as a puppet.

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Master's Degrees of the Universe

"1971... 2015..."

A small man under a giant microscope.

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

'You ought to get out more according to experts.'

The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate.

"You always knew where you stood with him."

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

'It's worse than we thought... You've got termites.'