Collecting Mythical Figurines Gifts

"Certainly we do upgrades, what are you trading in?"

The Runaway Horse

'Do you want to tell them their department is being downsized again, or should I?'

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Sock Puppet in Literature

A Punch and Judy Professor is visited by Death as a puppet.

Catasaurus

Diolch

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

"That's enough small talk."

"Fanfare for the common man-thing."

A small man under a giant microscope.

"Yeh, yeh, we're all emperors around here bud."

The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate.

'You ought to get out more according to experts.'

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.

"You always knew where you stood with him."

'It's worse than we thought... You've got termites.'

'A room with double beds, please.'

"You order the microbrew?"

'You gonna sign for this, kid?'

Angular monster attempting to lure Norm into his maw with tongue shaped like a sexy woman.

Walsh Miniatures

The elephant in the room.

"Got anything smaller?" (clown talking to a used car salesman looking at a tiny clown car)

Ventriloquist with face mask

Athena

Children.

"You rang?"