Collecting Mythical Figurines Mugs

"Certainly we do upgrades, what are you trading in?"

The Runaway Horse

'Do you want to tell them their department is being downsized again, or should I?'

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

Sock Puppet in Literature

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Diolch

Catasaurus

A Punch and Judy Professor is visited by Death as a puppet.

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

"That's enough small talk."

"I'll fill it with Play Doh and no one will ever know the difference."

"Fanfare for the common man-thing."

A small man under a giant microscope.

"Yeh, yeh, we're all emperors around here bud."

'You ought to get out more according to experts.'

The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate.

"You always knew where you stood with him."

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.

'It's worse than we thought... You've got termites.'

Angular monster attempting to lure Norm into his maw with tongue shaped like a sexy woman.

"You order the microbrew?"

Walsh Miniatures

Incredible Hulk's Urine Sample.

'You gonna sign for this, kid?'

'A room with double beds, please.'

The elephant in the room.

"Got anything smaller?" (clown talking to a used car salesman looking at a tiny clown car)

Athena

A computer mouse's offspring.

Children.