Figurine Collecting Gifts

'I'm just adding to my collection of figurines.'

The Runaway Horse

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

Early Piety

Sock Puppet in Literature

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

A Punch and Judy Professor is visited by Death as a puppet.

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

Master's Degrees of the Universe

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

Dollphins

"That's enough small talk."

"1971... 2015..."

"Let's take off all their personal protective equipment."

"I'll fill it with Play Doh and no one will ever know the difference."

The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate.

'You ought to get out more according to experts.'

"Congratulations, you're expecting triplets."

"Yeh, yeh, we're all emperors around here bud."

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.

'It's worse than we thought... You've got termites.'

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

"You always knew where you stood with him."

Incredible Hulk's Urine Sample.

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

"This has been an amazing journey but I just decided that I'm a teensy bit more in love with the other girl, so I'm gonna stuff you into the Kleenex box now."

'My barbie's got a hot date she needs some slag-rags.'

'A room with double beds, please.'

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