Collecting Statues Gifts

'Poser'

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

"You always knew where you stood with him."

Two statues face each other in a park; the state of a man is labeled "Sit!" while the statue of a dog is labeled "Good Dog".

Trump protects Colonel Sanders statue.

The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate.

The general loved animals.

'Well he's always been a hero to me.'

'Mom, I gotta go to the statue!'

"I didn't know the invisible man came from here!"

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

The Runaway Horse

"He was a very good boy."

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Sock Puppet in Literature

Cat statues on entrance gate

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

Barristers

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

A Punch and Judy Professor is visited by Death as a puppet.

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

'Guess what? I won again.'

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Juggler and Illusionist

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

'Well, he's always been a hero to me.'

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

"That's enough small talk."

"It had to go - there were historical links with slavery."

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

'It's a statue of St. Francis of Assisi. I had it specially made for my hospital.'

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands