Collecting Elephant Figurines Gifts

The elephant in the room.

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

The Runaway Horse

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Sock Puppet in Literature

A Punch and Judy Professor is visited by Death as a puppet.

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

"That's enough small talk."

'I'm full of stuffing so I'll have the potatoes.'

The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate.

'You ought to get out more according to experts.'

'Obama's letting all the progress we made in Iraq go right down the drain...He's trying to distract everybody...'

"That's what happens when you leave your teddy bear with your other stuffed animals."

"Yeh, yeh, we're all emperors around here bud."

'It's worse than we thought... You've got termites.'

"You always knew where you stood with him."

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.

"He's my escort, and he's a teddy bear."

'A room with double beds, please.'

'You gonna sign for this, kid?'

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

Children.

" ...And now, for today's TED Talks ..."

'When the time comes, Goopta, I'd like to be bronzed.'

"You rang?"

Athena