Elephant Collector Gifts

GOP: NO

Loyal Seconds in the Republican Party

'The elephant man turned out to be just another Republican.'

Rose-colored glasses.

'Obama's letting all the progress we made in Iraq go right down the drain...He's trying to distract everybody...'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Southwark Fair.

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"Did you just do a rooster?"

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Elephant ass selfie.

The First Printed Bible

"Okay, you can keep 'em, but if they grow any bigger, they'll have to sleep in the kitchen."

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

The circus diver.

Dinner at the Jolly Sandboys (opening to Ch 19)

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

"Man, these closed book exams suck! Who could possibly remember all this crap?"

'Peekaboo!'

"I thought you were getting me a dog?"

'Yes, the baby should arrive soon: Her nesting instinct is in overdrive!'

Table Of The Elephants

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

At last, Clarence thought, the long-awaited return to the old economy had begun.

Ernie's spent his entire career studying one species. He says everything else is "irrelephant."

"I was going to get a cat but they had an offer on."