Flea Collector Gifts

Finnigan's Flea Circus - Erotic Revue.

Grace For Flies

Butterflies

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Quills - Sizes 1-9

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

'I'm an atheist!'

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

'Hold it Billy - There are no praying mantises in school.'

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

'I'm not riding with her and that jar of creepy crawlers!!'

'She broke up with me because I'm a stray and, thus, always have fleas!'

Flies up the ante!

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"I was going to get a cat but they had an offer on."

'Sorry'

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

"When you said you wanted to bring a pet to work, I thought you meant a DOG!"

When lice dream.

"Catching butterflies is fun!"

Visitation Day at the Bug Jar

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

Exotic Insects Arrive in England with Imported Fruit

'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

Cat Playing 10th Life.

"I'll have the computer running once I workout the bugs."

"Would you like flies with that order?"

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

'Obama's letting all the progress we made in Iraq go right down the drain...He's trying to distract everybody...'

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."