Beetle Collector Gifts

"Someday, son, all this crap will be yours."

Grace For Flies

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"She's a natural!"

'Hold it Billy - There are no praying mantises in school.'

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

A centipede's Christmas stockings

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

'Sorry'

'I'm not riding with her and that jar of creepy crawlers!!'

When lice dream.

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

"Catching butterflies is fun!"

Visitation Day at the Bug Jar

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

Ad Valorem

'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'

Exotic Insects Arrive in England with Imported Fruit

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

"I'm sorry, sir, but Professor Dornley does not wish to be distracted for the duration of the winter."

"I'll have the computer running once I workout the bugs."

"Would you like flies with that order?"

"Throw me somethin', mister."

A bee

'No, I don't have a favorite. Dung is dung.'

"He doesn't look like you at all."'

'We don't have to worry about African Killer Bees this far north.'

"What a BEAUTIFUL creature! - I must gas it, then pin it to a cork board...!"

'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

'For Pete's sake, Edward - You're a PINE BEETLE. It's a little late to go into the automotive trade now!...'

"If we didn't fly, would we just be called 'butter'?"