Beetle Enthusiast Gifts

'You're the third car salesman in a row that has recommended one of these for us.'

"She's a natural!"

"It's not a backpack."

'I Can't Believe It's NOT Dung!'

Evolution deadend- the boxy dung beetle.

"Love, love me doo....You know I love poo!"

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Grace For Flies

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

Butterflies

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

The Age of Reptiles. . .

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

Insect extinction

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

"Could you repeat that word?"

"...And that's how to translate honey into money."

"I can carry more pollen back to the hive that way..."

"Get out of my face!"

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'At ease, soldier.'

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"Let me introduce my other half."

Slugfest!

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...