Beetle Enthusiast Gifts

'You're the third car salesman in a row that has recommended one of these for us.'

"She's a natural!"

"It's not a backpack."

'I Can't Believe It's NOT Dung!'

Evolution deadend- the boxy dung beetle.

"Love, love me doo....You know I love poo!"

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Grace For Flies

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

Butterflies

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

The Age of Reptiles. . .

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

Insect extinction

"...And that's how to translate honey into money."

"Could you repeat that word?"

"I can carry more pollen back to the hive that way..."

I thought you said we should never go to bed mad.

"Get out of my face!"

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

Comb Sweet Comb

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'At ease, soldier.'

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?